The Ehud Elephant

Zack Snyder fans boycott new Superman movie by running in slow motion and throwing red Jello everywhere

God’s new tariff on sins means animal sacrifices are necessary for complete forgiveness

Elon Musk found playing peacefully with electric toy cars, while massive nukes go off in the background

Aslan confirms there will be no more religious symbols for America if government continues tariff on Narnia

"The problems are systemic" says activist as she furiously types the word into dictionary.com

Facebook hits milestone for millionth Trump News Freakout

New game show sees how long Lutherans can last in a Pentecostal worship service

Local man's pants loop gets stuck on a door knob, and he will not stand for this persecution

Recovered 2.5 Amendment adds ninja stars to the right to bear arms

Influencer cleansed of wrong doing from harmful comment by saying "Relax, it was just a joke"

Christian debate team trying new presidential approach of "just shouting things"