Elon Musk found playing peacefully with electric toy cars, while massive nukes go off in the background

 

The CEO of Tesla, the largest electric car company in the world, was found peacefully sliding cars around on a rug, while multiple missiles and nukes exploded in the background.

"The green car goes vroom," Elon sputtered with his lips. "I love the green car."

Multiple assistants try to get Elon off the floor, fearing the strike was from one of America's many enemies retaliating for recent events, but Elon would not have it.

"The blue car says tweet tweet," he playfully sang.

Intelligence narrowed down the strike to Hamas or Chinese origin, fearing that this could be the match that strikes the third world war. Elon found the size of the red car hilariously small.

"Red car is small. Red car takes up less space," he inquired.

Eventually, several aides were able to carry him kicking and screaming into a safe shelter, while the Pentagon prepared for Defcon 1.