Dungeons and Dragons creates new “Merciless Chaotic” alignment in honor of Trump

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Wizards of the Coast, the publisher of the wildly popular RPG, issued a new customization option to fit current events. In the past, players of the fantasy game, could be lawful, chaotic, neutral, evil or good, but recent times have called for a new alignment.

“Chaotic Merciless embodies a soul who rips people away from safety and care with zero sympathy at all,” says Jeff Denim, the head director of D&D. “I was reading some headlines about current immigration policy and I was inspired.”

Players who select the Chaotic Merciless alignment will be expected to have characters who act without thinking, blurt out harsh things that are unfounded, and be sporadically dangerous to the group.

“One might even think the Chaotic Merciless character is the main villain of the campaign,” Jeff chuckled.

Chaotic Merciless comes with some perks that empowers the player. One such skill is for the character to rally together a bunch of wild and lawless orcs to destroy things.

“You need to roll a 1, 6, 20, or, 21 to be successful for that one,” Jeff explained, “If the roll fails then the Chaotic Merciless only gets to rant and rave for 120 characters.”