New game show sees how long Lutherans can last in a Pentecostal worship service

 

TBN has hit the airwaves with a new game show that promises hilarity and big bucks. A van filled with Lutherans, under the impression that they are going to a quiet church, will be packed into Jubilee Pentecostal Church for one Sunday.

The object of the game is to see who can stay the longest while the worship team does an extended ten-song revival. Those who survive will get a free month of Ruby Tuesday's buffet nights.

Already bookers are placing bets on who will get eliminated first. How long can the quite couple stand Brother Dan's constant cartwheels? Why does Sister Anne's tongues sound like elvish? Who put Satan's drumset at the altar?

Catch Who Wants to Leave The Pentecostal Service? on TBN.