Local man's pants loop gets stuck on a door knob, and he will not stand for this persecution

 

Arnold Brimley is livid over the state of religious persecution in America and the last straw finally broke his back when his pants loop got caught on a door knob. Getting gently pulled back on his way to the kitchen, Arnold was shocked to see the lengths to which the liberal agenda would go to thwart his beliefs.

"This is a new low in Christian persecution."

After freeing himself from the loop, he regained composure and called his civil liberties lawyer to see if he could get justice.

The court case was scheduled on April 25th.

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