Recovered 2.5 Amendment adds ninja stars to the right to bear arms

 

Tuesday, April 22nd, a staff secretary recovered a ripped slip of paper from Benjamin Franklin archives. The aged parchment paper revealed an addendum that the right to bear arms included ninja stars. 

Republicans were quick to praise this addendum for it's inclusivity of ninja weapons, while left leaning law makers questioned its purpose. A judge later confirmed that Americans had the right to own ninja stars if ever the UK threatened democracy again.

Gun and ammo suppliers steadily stocked their shelves with premium and designer stars, including a special model from Smith and Wesson. 

Walmart and Target assured its customers that they will be removing all ninja stars from the shelves as a measure of safety.

Current lobbyists are discussing the clip size and safety lock that should be mandated on all models. Several copies of American Ninja were distributed to interested guests who needed proper training on the ancient weapon.