Zack Snyder fans boycott new Superman movie by running in slow motion and throwing red Jello everywhere

 

Hollywood, California: several enraged Zack Snyder supporters to the street to protest the James Gunn movie by running in exaggerated slow motion and throwing globs of fake blood everywhere. Customers on the Sunset Strip noticed a mob of angry internet trolls moving at a snail’s pace while yelling popular Snyder movie lines like “Martha!” Traffic was backed up for ten minutes as it took the mob an hour to move one block down the road. Red globs of Jello sprayed out after every movement they made.

“I thought it was a parade celebrating neurodivergence,” one confused onlooker said.

To fully represent the Snyder film making process, several females offered to get naked for no apparent reason. Eventually police were called and quickly caught the protestors who struggled to run from the normal paced police. Zack Snyder visited the area three hours later, pacifying the unruly crowd with DVDs of R-rated gruesome gladiator battles.