The unthinkable has happened. The agenda now has its own agenda. Media pundits and conspiracy theorists shocked that the agenda secretly had an agenda.
"We always thought agenda was straight forward and transparent," Jeri Clemons, the Washington Post writer explained, "Turns out the agenda had an agenda this whole time."
Many friends and supporters of agenda struck back on X, claiming that agenda had no agenda, but political analysts were quick to point out that the agenda of agenda was clear as day.
"This whole time we have been following agenda's agenda," snarled an angry voter, "I thought this was America."
The courts are now presiding to see if the agenda's agenda is stable or if more agendas will branch out from the agenda. Senators and politicians are urging their constituents to stay the course of democracy and not follow any extra agendas.
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