Ben Shapiro, whose movie expertise is celebrated by fans in the red party, critically bashed the new Superman movie, directed by James Gunn.
“Who is this red and blue super loser who helps children? We need a hero of strength like the Red Skull.”
Ben Shapiro, whose mastery analysis of a children’s doll movie impressed thousands, proceeded to throw more insults at David Corenswet for being “too weak on punishment issues” and “allowing the weak to live.”
“This Superman is a political softie,” Ben yelled throwing popcorn at his screen, “The Red Skull is the inspiration that America deserves.”
Ben Shapiro, whose film critiques are America’s lifeblood, was corrected by many DC fans telling him that Red Skull is a villain and a Marvel character, but Shapiro excused that as leftist propaganda.
“When the Red Skull fought for the democracy that we deserve, it was libtards like Captain Wokemerica and Super loser that ruined the comics for everyone.”
He later calmed down and went back to watching season three of The Boys.
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